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Heart Attack Grill – Only in America

August 31, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Hungry Jacks Quadruple burger not enough?

McDonalds Triple Cheese burger leaves you wanting?

Then jump on a plane and get yourself to the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas, Nevada.

This hospital themed restaurant prides itself on offering the most unhealthy range of burgers and fries.

Heart attack Grill

Its menu comprises the appropriately named:

–       Single bypass burger (a mere 220 grams of beef) and you can add 5 bacon slices

–       Double bypass burger

–       Triple bypass burger

–       And the killer Quadruple bypass burger (almost 1kg of beef)

Accompanied by Flat liner fries (deep fried in pure lard) and washed down with full sugar coke, hard liquor or beer and followed by a filterless cigarette, Heart Attack Grill would challenge even the most hardened junk food addict.

The Quadruple burger with its 8,000 calories is the equivalent of eating seventeen, I repeat 17, McDonalds Big Macs.

To reinforce the unhealthy offering customers are referred to as “patients”, orders are “prescriptions” and all are served by “nurses”. If you finish a Quadruple burger, and there are people who do, you are entitled to a wheel chair service wherby you are pushed from your table to your car by a “nurse” of your choice.

According to an offical press release from The Heart Attack Grill.

The future of the restaurant, according to Dr. Jon, lies in its ability to successfully transition into a diet center. With sights set firmly upon competing head to head with established weight loss giants such as Jenny Craig, Nutri-System, and Weight Watchers, he pays little attention to nay saying critics.

According to Dr. Jon, “The new Heart Attack Grill Diet Centers will offer the American public something that no other program has ever been able to do… a diet program that you actually enjoy and can stick with for a lifetime!” He did though conveniently fail to mention just how long the “lifetime” of the clients might be…………….

For further information:

http://www.heartattackgrill.com

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